If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?

You have freedom of speech. If I loan you my computer, I can tell you not to use it for certain things, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

Conspiracy

Freedom of speech does not apply to:

Why do I want to suck cock tonight?

No freedom is absolute.

Terroristic threats

Child pornography

What should I do if a girl whom I love asks me to be her friend?

Trade secrets

Threats of violence

Insurrection

Why is social media so anti-fee speech, and have they become total BS?

If you’re wondering why free speech doesn’t apply to the internet, it’s because you have no right to use other people’s stuff for free.

Perjury

False advertising

If you get a chance to have sex with either Kajal Agarwal or Samantha, who would you choose and why?

HIPAA violations

Revenge porn

You have freedom to travel. If I loan you my car, I can tell you not to take it out of town, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

What was your worst experience while living with roommates?

Insider trading

Fraud

That’s what it is. You have no right to use other people’s stuff. If people let you use their stuff, they can tell you how you can use it, and they can tell you to stop using it any time they want.

Why am I dreaming of people I've never seen before?

Revealing classified information

And much, much more.